Joke Of The Day – September 10, 2021

An old golfer paced anxiously up and down outside the emergency room of the East Lothian Hospital near Muirfield Golf Course. Inside, the doctors were operating to remove a golf ball accidentally driven down a player’s throat.

The chief of surgery noticed the old golfer and went to reassure him.

“It won’t be long now,” she said. “Are you a relative?”

“No, no,” he said. “It’s MY ball!”

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