A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit down dinner, one coworkers 3 year old girl stared at the man sitting across from here. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring.
The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, padded his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best just to ignore her but finally it was too much for him. He asked her “Excuse me little girl, but why do you keep staring at me?” Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet for her response.
The little girl said “I just wanna see how you’re gunna drink like a fish..”
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