☞ Waving at someone who was actually waving at someone else: Too late, you realize the wave was meant for the person behind you. So, what do you do? Really, there’s no good recovery. (Except avoiding eye contact…)
☞ Pretending not to see someone you don’t like: Sorry, but they definitely saw you trying to make like you didn’t see them. (I think I’m on the receiving end of this one more often than I’d like to admit!)
☞ Accidentally liking a crush’s photo: Aaaaand BOOM! it’s too late to undo it.
☞ Googling yourself: Everyone is interested in what the internet has to say about ourselves. (It’s when you’re busted that you REALLY feel embarrassed – or when you’re Anthony Weiner!)
☞ Talking to your pet like it’s a person: That blank stare? That means he’s just waiting for you to feed him. (No shame here…if it’s a dog. But don’t be one of those weirdos who thinks their CAT can understand them!)
☞ Running water in the bathroom for extra privacy: It’s only slightly embarrassing because the people who hear running water know exactly what you’re doing. (Or lighting a match. What? Just me?)
☞ Having your own private mini-concert in the car: Your favorite jam comes on, and you don’t just sing along. You play the drums, the bass, keys and all the solos. Then you look around you… (I see no problem with this one!)
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