➠ Q-Tips: Let’s just get this one right out of the way…THEY DON’T GO IN THE EAR! (Why am I yelling? Because I put one in my ear!)
➠ Pop-Tarts: The correct serving size is one pastry, but they were originally packaged in twos to save money…and it caught on. (Except for those like me, who was a little brother…)
➠ Axe body spray: The directions say to spray on the wrist and/or neck. (Not a massive cloud that remains long after you’ve left the building!)
➠ Trampolines: They come with a warning that “No more than one individual should jump at one time.” (Who is going to sit and wait while their friend is having all the fun?)
➠ Vicks VapoRub: The instructions say not to put it directly in the nostril. (Fingers should come with the same instructions…)
➠ Ramen noodle cups: The package says not to put it in the microwave. But everyone does.
➠ Antiperspirant: It works better if it’s applied at night. This is because it can then be absorbed by your skin, allowing the aluminum salts to clog your pores/sweat glands. (That explains a LOT!)
➠ WD-40: Believe it or not, it’s not a lubricant. Spraying it on things like hinges can attract dust, making the situation worse in the long term. (So, what’s it for?)
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