Joke Of The Day – March 16, 2022

A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.

“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.

The customer looked at me rather strange and said “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”