Category Archives: Joke of the Day

A guy is sitting on his sofa when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there's a knoc...

The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was.   I told him it is between 8 am and 1 pm.

Took my first shot today! So excited, and my next one is in 2 weeks. It was a hard choice with so many options. I chose the tequila one.

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. "Sounds great," said the health-conscious boy. So he ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. T...

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They're appalled by the boy's behavior and attitude. After he leaves, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy." ...

I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.

It was my wedding day, and no one was happier than my 78-year-old mother. But as she approached the church doors, an usher asked, "Which side are you on?" "Oh, no," she said. "Are they fighting alread...

I've always been confused between the definition of right and wrong. When I was a kid my parents would say, "Boy, you have done wrong." I'd say, "Is that right?" They would say, "Yes."

A little boy said to his friend "This morning my dad mixed up the boxes gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast" His friend said "l bet you were mad." "Mad?" say's the boy "I was foam...

What do horses say when they fall?   HELP, I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GIDDY UP!