Category Archives: Joke of the Day

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frost bite.

Definition for Human being: A creature that cuts trees, makes papers and writes "SAVE TREES" on it..!!!

Wife: I'm headed to the store, do you want anything? Husband: I want a sense of meaning and purpose in my life...I seek fulfillment and completeness in my soul... I want to discover the spiritual side...

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engin...

I went to visit a Psychic .... I knocked on her front door and she yelled "Who is it"?   So I left.

The lawyer was cross-examining a witness. "Isn't it true," he began, "that you were given $5000.00 to throw this case?" The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he ...

I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my Maps App said, "In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out."

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.   "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked.   "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."

Why did the bank manager quit his job?   Because he lost interest.