Category Archives: Joke of the Day

My dad told me his password is: Mickey Minnie Goofy Donald Pluto Huey Louie Dewey Dublin.   Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?   We don't know, it has never happened.

Boyfriends are like blue jeans.   They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

My wife told me I was immature...   So I told her to get out of my pillow fort.

There are only two instances when people hate the alarm clock   1) When it rings.   2) When it doesn't ring.

I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"...   By Robin Banks.

Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings. "I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This m...

I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"   She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."

What did the dentist call the X-ray he took of your mouth?     A tooth-pic.

The first rule of passive-aggressive club is...   You know what? Nevermind, it's fine.