Category Archives: Joke of the Day

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, "Olive or Twist?"

Why do women trust bald men more than normal men? Because bald men have nothing to hide.

What do you call a boat full of buddies? A friend-ship.

I felt uncomfortable driving in the cemetery. As the GPS blurted out "You have reached your final destination"

Recently the local newspaper headline read: "Energizer bunny arrested on a charge of battery".

Wife was enjoying her coffee by the window, looking down at the people on the street. Suddenly she jump of the chair and run in to the kitchen. Honey, - she said, Leave the dishes, take the newspaper ...

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand ...

What do horses say when they fall? "HELP, I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GIDDY UP!"

Definition for Human being: A creature that cuts trees, makes papers, and writes "SAVE TREES" on it..!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite