Category Archives: Joke of the Day

Wife: I'm headed to the store, do you want anything? Husband: I want a sense of meaning and purpose in my life... I seek fulfillment and completeness in my soul... I want to discover the spiritual sid...

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engin...

I went to visit a Psychic .... I knocked on her front door and she yelled "Who is it?" So I left.

The lawyer was cross-examining a witness. "Isn't it true," he began, "that you were given $5000.00 to throw this case?" The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he ...

I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my Maps App said, "In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out."

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."

Why did the bank manager quit his job? Because he lost interest.

My dad told me his password is: Mickey Minnie Goofy Donald Pluto Huey Louie Dewey Dublin. Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know, it has never happened.