Category Archives: Joke of the Day

I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned.

A wife sent her husband a romantic text message. She wrote: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, s...

Dave lost his wife's audiobook...   And now he'll never hear the end of it.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?   Wrap music.

The phone rang in the maternity ward, and an excited voice on the other end said, "This is George Smith, and I'm bringing my wife in - she's about to have a baby! "Calm down," replied the attendant. "...

I went to see my doctor this morning. "Someone decided to graffiti my house last night!" I raged.   "So why are you telling me?" the doctor asked.   "I can't understand the writing," I repli...

My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.

Employer: "We need someone responsible for the job." "Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible."

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and h...

A wife complains to her husband: "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?"   The ...