Category Archives: Joke of the Day

Boyfriends are like blue jeans. They look good for a while, but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

The first rule of passive aggressive club is... You know what, never mind. It's fine.

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth? A tooth pic.

I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned.

A wife sent her husband a romantic text message. She wrote: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, s...

Dave lost his wife's audiobook... And now he'll never hear the end of it.

My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.

Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a spacewalk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discove...

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked.

I was just on the phone with a company that said I won my choice of either $500 or tickets to see an Elvis Presley tribute band... I had to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show!