Category Archives: Joke of the Day

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered. "What did he say?," ...

Two Astronauts were in a spaceship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a spacewalk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the spaceship, he discovere...

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or Twist?"

My niece sue plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in week... She's going to call it Best By...

The guy who invented autocorrect for smart phones passed away today. Restaurant in peace.

There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel... It's a sound investment.

What do you call a dog that won't come when you call it, refuses to sleep in it's bed, and seldom wants to play? A cat.

What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to your devices and accesses all of your data. The other is a hardware standard.

First man: "I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller." Second man: "I thought they just hired a new teller last week." First man: "Right, that's the one they're looking for."