Category Archives: Joke of the Day

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. 'I want to travel around the world with my darling husband', says the wife ... 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magicall...

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Ju...

Why should you not date a tennis player? Because "love" means nothing.

A co-worker asked me, "Could you be any more annoying?" So the next day I wore tap shoes to work.  

My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, I passed the crazy glue to her by mistake,... she's still not talking to me.....

I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said: "Turn left here."

It was a sunny Saturday morning, a little before 8 a.m., I was on the first hole at the local golf club and beginning my pre-shot routine, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: "W...

An elderly golfer paced anxiously up and down outside the emergency room a Hospital near the local Golf Course. Inside, the doctors were operating to remove a golf ball accidentally driven down a play...

Why are horses generally so happy? Because they live in a stable environment.