Category Archives: Joke of the Day

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. "Sounds great," said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The ...

Guy say's : "Your little brother just saw me kiss you. What can I give him to keep him from telling your parents? She replies: "He generally gets 5 dollars."

I saw a movie about beavers last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position...

Dentist say's to the Patient .. "You need a crown" Patient replies .. Finally somebody who understands me

A woman went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When she got there, she found the manager locking the front door. "Hey," she said. "The sign says that you're open 24 hours." The manager turne...

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!

I used to be in a band called The Hinges... We opened for The Doors!

A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.