Category Archives: Joke of the Day

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them.

I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had "Final Notice" written on the envelope. Good. They won't be bothering me anymore.

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as...

Frank hadn't been to a class reunion in decades. When he walked into this latest one, he thought he recognized a woman over in the corner, so he approached her and extended his hand in greeting, sayin...

Two women are walking through the woods when they spot a bear. The first woman bends down and begins tightening the laces on her sneakers. The second woman looks at her and says, "You're crazy. You'll...

I've opened a restaurant called: "Peace And Quiet..." Kids meals: Only $150.

A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill...

An elderly man was showing off a new car he had bought to his Grandson. "Let's go for a spin!" He told the youngster. The old man pulled out of his driveway and placed his fingers above the top of the...

"Great news, Mr. Bradley!" The Psychiatrist reported. "After 18 months of therapy, I can now pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by this desire to s...

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit down dinner, one coworkers 3 year old girl stared at the man sitting across ...