Category Archives: Joke of the Day

A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson "You are spectacular! You're name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course, what's your secret?" Mickelson replied "The hole...

I went down the street to a 24 hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said "Hey, the sign says your open 24 hours?" He said "Yes, but not in a row!"

After writing a simple equation on the board, the teacher asked if anyone could solve the problem. Little Johnny walked up to the board, erased it, and said "problem solved!"

Tom was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught recently after fighting it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, "Wait a minute! I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if i...

I found a vinyl record called "Sounds of the Wasps." When I played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound like wasps." I was right. I was playing the B-side.

Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place. All my love, Belinda...

My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down. Told her it's because I can't stand doing it.

A recent study found the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Canadians drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Canadians get about 41 miles...

What do you call an Irishman who sits around outside the back door ?? Paddy O'Furniture

Being airborne for approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin Ireland, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen...