Category Archives: Joke of the Day

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey an...

Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney. "Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They sa...

Film producers wanted to make a movie about classical music composers starring Leonardo Dicaprio, Hugh Grant and Arnold Schwarzenegger. They ask Leonardo who he wants to be and he answers "I want to b...

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, pulling in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help." she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. "Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be l...

I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said: "Turn left here."

A woman went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When she got there, she found the manager locking the front door. "Hey," she said. "The sign says that you're open 24 hours." The manager turne...

My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.

Did you hear about the "little" psychic that broke out of jail? Police and the authorities are looking for a small medium at large!!!