Category Archives: Joke of the Day

In a physics course, which involved light, electricity and magnetism, the students were required to read the week's experiment before coming to class. At one lab session the student assistant wanted t...

What does a dalmatian say when scratching an itch? "Ah, that's the spot!"

Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, "How do you feel about chi...

The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it is between 8 am and 1 pm.

A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, "You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you'd...

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

It was my wife's birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home. "Can't talk," I said, "I'm driving." "Where are you?" she asked. She wasn't happy when I said the 7th tee.

Young son say's .... Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns? Dad replies .. Because they were just at a wedding. Son say's .. Don't we beep the horn as a warning signal, Daddy? Dad replies ...

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid Nonsense people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Did you hear about the husband who replaced the bed with a trampoline? His wife hit the ceiling when she found out.