Category Archives: Joke of the Day

I came home from the golf course today. My wife had left a note on the refrigerator: "It's not working, I can't take it anymore. Gone to stay with my mother." I opened the fridge, the light came on, a...

A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine

Man: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Jack. I don't have a mansion like Russell. I don't have a Porsche like Brian. But I do love you and I want to ma...

A husband and wife are getting ready to leave for work. The wife says: "I've lost my key again." Her husband tell her:" It's in your jeans." The wife replies:"I hate it when you drag my family into ev...

When my teenage son worked part time in a hardware store, a man came in to buy hooks for hanging plants. But there were only two hooks left in the gold color that he needed. My son, trying to be helpf...

The patient asks: Doctor, how much will it cost to do a facelift? Doctor: Complete treatment is $15,000. Patient: It's too expensive!!!! What is the cheapest to make me look young? Doctor: Here is a P...

Sad news, my obese parrot died today. Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said: "IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT."

After picking up food for his daughter's cat, George spied a new bowl for the pet and grabbed it too. "Shall I have the cat's name written on the side of the bowl?" offered the store owner. "No, don't...

An elderly woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on a patio with her husband. With a loving look in her eyes she says 'I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you!...