Category Archives: Joke of the Day

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Valentine's Day. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said ...

I am not short... I'm just more down to earth than other people.

A guy is late for an important meeting but he can't find a place to park. In desperation, he begins to pray. "Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church ever...

As I walked into work my boss greeted me with, "Have a nice day." I did. I turned around and went home.

A Man goes to confession & tells the Priest Father forgive me for I have sinned ... The Priest replies "Yes ...... I know i saw it on Facebook"  

A friend of mine always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean... The guy is a legend!

A wife was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner. Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house whi...

What is the difference between golf and politics? In golf, you can't improve your lie.

I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. It's not like I did anything!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.