Category Archives: Joke of the Day

The cable repairman was on my street and asked me what time it was.     I told him it is between 8 am and 1 pm.  

My teachers told me that I would never amount to much .... As I have a tendency to procrastinate ..     I told them "Just you wait"  

Why do Dasher and Dancer LOVE coffee?   Because they're Santa's Starbucks!

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant. "That's no offense", said the judg...

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles." "Sh...

An elderly golfer paced anxiously up and down outside the emergency room a Hospital near the local Golf Course. Inside, the doctors were operating to remove a golf ball accidentally driven down a play...

Why are horses generally so happy? Because they live in a stable environment.

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. "Sounds great," said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The ...

I saw a movie about beavers last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.

Dentist say's to the Patient .. "You need a crown" Patient replies .. Finally somebody who understands me