Category Archives: Joke of the Day

A wife complains to her husband: "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?" The husband...

A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents. On the way home, they stopped at a country restaurant for lunch. The little boy left the table to use the restroom by himself. A mome...

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a vo...

A man set a mouse trap, but the trap failed and the mouse escaped. As the mouse ran away, the man called out "catch you later".

A married woman goes to a new dentist, and immediately the two fall in love. Every week she makes an appointment to see him so they can be together, until one day the woman notices that the dentist se...

If you want to know the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, ...

A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, w...

What do you call a Priest that's also a lawyer? A Father in law.

"Doctor, I think I'm a moth." "It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist." "I was on my way there when I saw your light on."

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. "We have 2 basic needs sir," replied the villager. "Firstly, we have a hospital, but there's no doctor." On hearing this, politician whi...