Category Archives: Joke of the Day

What is the opposite of stand up comedy? A Sitcom.

Tom was going home for the holidays. At the airport when he checked his luggage at the Flight Attendant's desk, he noticed a mistletoe hanging there. "Am I supposed to kiss you?" he asked. "No" said t...

I had a power outage at my house this morning. My PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad and new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered my iPhone battery was dead. To top it off, it was ...

The lawyer was cross-examining a witness. "Isn't it true," he began, "that you were given $5000.00 to throw this case?" The witness did not answer. Instead, he just stared out the window as though he ...

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking. As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes out. The man decides to go home. As he's leaving, the man is approach...

A man said to the gym instructor "Can you teach me how to do the splits?" The instructor replied "How flexible are you?" The man replied "Well, I can't make Tuesdays."

A guy is walking his dogs when another guy says nice dogs what are their names. The guy replies Rolex and Omega. Rolex and Omega asks the other guy? Yes ..... they're watch dogs.

I went to visit a Psychic .... I knocked on her front door and she yelled "Who is it?" So I left.

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles." "Sh...

A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbour's clothes on the washing line. He claimed he was doing online shopping...