Category Archives: Joke of the Day

A woman driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to co...

What happened when they crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker? The bird not only delivered the mail, but also knocked on the door.

What branch of the military accepts newborns? The infantry.

After suffering through years of his wife's godawful coffee, a man spit it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer. Dropping it on the attorney's desk, the man growled, " Here they are!" "Here are...

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and h...

Im going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

A man say's to the mailman: This empty envelope must be from my sister Charlotte. Mailman: Now why would she send you an empty envelope? Man: We had an argument, and she's not talking to me..

Husband: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with a dislocation, some facial injuries. Also, they will have to remo...

Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall... He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

Mary Jones was debating on the best means of dropping her current boyfriend. Her friend asks: "Are you worried because you think he'll tell lies about you?" Mary answered: "I don't mind the lies, but ...