Category Archives: Joke of the Day

A man was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer came across as an intimidating showman. After several questions, he asked, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" There was an awk...

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV. When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask... "What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?" I said, "Thank you, dear, I thi...

The heart Surgeon was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, "Don't worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be all right." The patient replied, "Thank you Doctor, but my name ...

A Police officer is talking to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will cost you 300 dollars. Driver: Alright, go ahead. They wan...

SHERIFF: Miss Jones, I thought I told you that I didn't want to see your face in my station again? MISS Jones Well, that's what I told the officer who arrested me, but she didn't want to listen, so he...

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog. Doctor: Lie down on the couch and I'll examine you. Patient: I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.

The other day I bought a new GPS for old angry people... It tells other people where to go!

At breakfast a man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery ?" She replied "I'd take half of it and then leave you". "Great" he said. "I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Keep in touch."