Category Archives: Joke of the Day

A priest is sitting on a park bench mumbling o himself, when a cop walks over. He smells alcohol on the priest's breath and sees a wine bottle in a paper bag beside him. He says, "Father, have you bee...

Even with a hundred games, dolls and crafts to choose from, a customer at the toy store still couldn't find a thing for her grandson. "Maybe a video or something educational?" the clerk asked. "No, th...

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."

I called an old high school classmate and asked what he was doing. He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment." I was imp...

After writing a simple equation on the board the teacher asked if anyone could solve the problem. Little Johnny walked up to the board, erased it and said, "Problem Solved"

I went to the Doctor for my annual check up. He told me that I have insomnia. It is affecting my lifestyle ..... but I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

An avid fisherman was fishing from the shore of a tranquil lake when a game warden approached him and asked, " Hey there, have you not read the sign? It clearly says NO FISHING " The warden then appro...

A Wife goes to an astrologer to learn more about her husband. The astrologer asks her, "Do you want to know about your husband's future?" Without hesitation, the wife responds. "I will decide his futu...

I am not short... I'm just more down to earth than other people.

An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C... I said, "No thanks. I've heard that pitch."