Category Archives: Joke of the Day

I asked my wife when her birthday was. She said March 1st. So I walked around the room and asked again.

Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar I.D.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"   The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme confusion on his face, and ...

What did one hat say to the other hat?   You stay here and I go on a head.

Why are hairdressers never late for work? Because they know all the short cuts!

My wife asked me why I was speaking so low at home. I said I'm afraid Mark Zuckerberg is listening. She laughed, I laughed and then Siri and Alexa laughed!

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?   Prime mates.

Why were the horses so happy?   Because they lived in a stable environment.

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I ...

Wife: I'm headed to the store, do you want anything? Husband: I want a sense of meaning and purpose in my life...I seek fulfillment and completeness in my soul... I want to discover the spiritual side...