Category Archives: Joke of the Day

Everyone was so moved by the beautiful wedding ceremony. Even the cake was in tiers.

A horse walked into a bar The Bartender say's "Hey" Horse say's "Yes please"

My sister gave birth in a state-of-the-art delivery room.   It was so high tech that the baby arrived cordless!

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth? A tooth pic.

Dave lost his wife's audiobook... And now he'll never hear the end of it.

The phone rang in the maternity ward, and an excited voice on the other end said, "This is George Smith, and I'm bringing my wife in - she's about to have a baby! "Calm down," replied the attendant. "...

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!

"Push harder!" I shouted at my wife while she was in labor. "I hate you, I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone!" she screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought... it wasn't my fault the car broke ...

Suzy: "Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?" Mom: "I just wanted to watch a movie."

A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?" Mickelson replied, "The hole...