Category Archives: Joke of the Day

I've just reset my password to DelicateLuggageHandler... I was told it had to be case-sensitive.

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again. MAN, I sure am LUCKY! I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!

Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood... ...then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy. I'm just trying to find a happy medium

What's the difference between the Pope and your boss? The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring!

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "...

My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.

An Elderly man was showing off a new car he had bought, to his grandson. "Let's go for a spin," he told the youngster. The old man pulled out of his driveway and placed his fingers above the top of th...

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter! DOCTOR: I'm so sorry, I don't follow you.

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.