Category Archives: Joke of the Day

An old golfer paced anxiously up and down outside the emergency room of the East Lothian Hospital near Muirfield Golf Course. Inside, the doctors were operating to remove a golf ball accidentally driv...

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?" The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health is...

Tom was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught recently after fighting it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, "Wait a minute! I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if i...

Q: Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? A: Because it was overbooked.

The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" He looked her right...

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

Bob went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain. After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, "How do you feel about chir...

If you want to change the world, do it when you are single! Once you' re married, you can't even change the TV channel

A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room. "But Mom, it's OK" ..... he said, "you don't have...

My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, "Guess I'll use plastic." Unconcerned, she whipped out her...