Category Archives: Joke of the Day

What is Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music? A: Hip-hop, of course!

What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?   Bugs bunny.

A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week." The old m...

The energizer bunny was arrested yesterday...   ...on a charge of battery.

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo." The next day, the boy was walk...

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.   She seemed surprised.

What kind of phone does an optometrist have?   An "Eye Phone"!

Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.   "I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. ...

A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?" "Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie...

Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger were each invited to a Halloween party for which they had to dress in costume as their favorite Classical Music Composer. Stallone n...