Category Archives: Joke of the Day

I called an old high school classmate and asked what he was doing. He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment." I was imp...

An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn't quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the father received a bill, listing - "Delivery Room Fee: $500" ...

Jane's parents felt a bit uneasy after meeting her boyfriend. He sported some questionable tattoos, swore and just had a hostile air about him. After he left, the mother said, "Dear, he doesn't seem l...

After a job interview at a mirror manufacturing company, a woman met up with her friend to tell her how it went. When her pal inquired about the questions she was asked, she answered, "They asked me w...

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona .' The...

Why should you not date a tennis player? Because "love" means nothing.

A guy walks into a lawyers office and asks... how much do you charge? The lawyer replies, I charge $1000.00 for 3 questions. The guy says... gee that's awfully expensive isn't it? The lawyer says.... ...

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and w...

How do you start a fairy tale in the modern era? "If elected, I promise..."

A man and his wife were walking by a lovely looking restaurant and his wife excitingly said "What a gorgeous smell coming from this restaurant!" Being kind hearted he agreed with her and he thought! "...