Category Archives: Joke of the Day

It was a very emotional wedding... Even the cake was in tiers!

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting ac...

I phoned up the fishing helpline today. I said, "I'm really hopeless at fishing and need some tips." The man said, "Okay, can you hold the line?" I said, "No."

A wife is talking to her friend on the phone, "It's been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it. He keeps standing by the window, staring. If this continues, I'm going to have ...

Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition. "I came here," said one, "because the urge to travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and the smell of e...

I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture... But when I got home the tables were turned.

Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

A man fell into a display of 300 golf clubs in a sports store earlier today... Doctors said that he should be okay but he's not out of the woods yet!

Ready to go out to dinner, the husband calls upstairs to his wife: "Honey, are you ready yet?" "For crying out loud," she yells back, "I've been telling you for the last half hour I'll be ready in a m...