Category Archives: Joke of the Day

Great news, Mr. Bradley," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to s...

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"

A father was teaching his 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. The daughter asked, "Do I click the square?" The father said, "Yes." The daughter then wanted to know, "Single click or dou...

I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

What is it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction.

Employer: "We need someone responsible for the job." "Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible."

I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said: "IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT."

My computer suddenly started belting out "Someone Like You." It's a Dell.

A poodle and a collie are walking when the poodle says, "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer and I'm as jittery as a cat." The collie asks, "Why don't you see ...

What do horses say when they fall? HELP, I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GIDDY UP!