Category Archives: Joke of the Day

My wife left me because I'm insecure... No wait, she's back, she just went to get coffee.

What happened when they crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker? The bird not only delivered the mail, but also knocked on the door.

School teacher sends home a note with student. The note reads, "Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls." Mother sends a note back the following day, "Ple...

My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year".... He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? Answer: to see the chicken strip

Wife: "Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don't you do that?" Husband: "How can I? I don't even know her."

Did you hear about the husband who replaced the bed with a trampoline? His wife hit the ceiling when she found out.

Michelle Grewe People call me self-centered... But that's enough about them.

Eirien / CC A guy is sitting on his sofa when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, th...