Category Archives: Joke of the Day

Brian Teutsch / CC A husband and wife are getting ready to leave for work. The wife says: "I've lost my key again." Her husband tell her:" It's in your jeans." The wife replies: "I hate it when you dr...

Chris Luczkow / CC What's the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, while a cat only nine times.

  My wife is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker... But I think she's bluffing.  

  "Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" T...

  Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog. Doctor: Lie down on the couch and I'll examine you. Patient: I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.  

  A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the...

  The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentlemen after showing him a new home. Over the phone the agent indicated, "This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few ...

  My wife just stopped and said "You weren't even listening were you ??" I thought that's a strange way to start a conversation!  

  I went to see my doctor this morning. "Someone decided to graffiti my house last night!" I raged. "So why are you telling me?" the doctor asked. "I can't understand the writing," I replied. "Wa...

  My wife keeps telling me that I'm the cheapest person she has ever met in her life. I'm not buying it.