Category Archives: Joke of the Day

  I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic. He said, "Sure, knock yourself out!"  

  I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic. He said, "Sure, knock yourself out!"  

  What happened when they crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker? The bird not only delivered the mail, but also knocked on the door.

  Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't." ...

  Even though O'Malley was a licensed scuba diver, he finally got an answer to a question that had annoyed him for decades. Here it is. Harold, an American tourist, asked his friend Murphy, 'Why ...

  A man fell into a display of 300 golf clubs in a sports store earlier today. . . . Doctors said that he should be okay but he's not out of the woods yet!