Category Archives: Joke of the Day

A koala bear applies for a job with the circus but doesn't get the job. He asks "why didn't I get the job? I have all the koala-fications."

The other day I bought a new GPS for old angry people...   It tells other people where to go!

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.   "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked.   "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."

I called an old high school classmate and asked what he was doing.   He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment." &n...

After writing a simple equation on the board the teacher asked if anyone could solve the problem. Little Johnny walked up to the board, erased it and said, "Problem Solved."

My wife was so happy to hear how much I donate to charity.....until she found out Charity works at Hooters.

I went to the Doctor for my annual check up.   He told me that I have insomnia.   It is affecting my lifestyle ..... but I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.   Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.   - Done, you have no more wishes.   - But you said three...   - Sue me.

"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"   He said, "How flexible are you?'   I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. "I am the strongest, most powerful man here," he boasted. He made a special case of making fu...