Category Archives: Joke of the Day

Q: What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet? A: A deserter.

Two neighbors are talking to each other. First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me?   Second neighbor: Of ...

Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour and got a tattoo.   But it wouldn't come off this morning, so I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there anymore.

A psychic buying clothes:   Psychic: That shirt is too small.   Salesperson: How do you know? You haven't tried it on.   Psychic: I'm a medium.

How do you start a fairy tale in the modern era?   "If elected, I promise..."

A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.   "But, Mom," It's OK ..... he said, , "you ...

I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my GPS said, "In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out."

Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged?   Rumor has it .. they met on the web.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"   And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

Why do gas stations charge for air ...   Inflation.