Category Archives: Joke of the Day

A Man goes to confession & tells the Priest Father forgive me for I have sinned ... The Priest replies   "Yes ...... I know I saw it on Facebook"

A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens.   "How did yo...

At the barber shop: "How much for the haircut?"   "Eighteen dollars."   "How much for a shave?"   "Ten dollars."   "Okay, shave my head."

It was a very emotional wedding...   Even the cake was in tiers!

"I just left my job, I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me."   "What did he say?"   "You're fired."

Did you hear about the husband who replaced the bed with a trampoline?   His wife hit the ceiling when she found out.

An older guy was sitting at his kitchen table, when his wife walked in. He yelled, "Sixty-five days!"   Confused, she sat down across from him and asked, "What's in 65 days, dear?"   The man...

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?   Close the door, I'm dressing.

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his older cousin asked him, "Do you know how many women a man can marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he o...

I told my Doctor that I wasn't able to do all the things around the house that I had used to do.   "Well in plain English, "the doctor replied., "you're just lazy." "ok," I said, Now give me the ...